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Roommate from Hell: Dinner Guests from Hell

  “Michelle, I’d like you home tonight for dinner,” Jane said as Michelle was leaving for work that  Friday morning . She sat at the table while Michelle was getting ready.  “Oh? Well I have tickets for me and Amy to go to a comedy show,” Michelle said as she putting her bag around her shoulder.  “I see. Well I want you home by  7pm  sharp.” Michelle stopped and turned to her roommate.  “Why? Is everything okay?” “We have something to discuss.” “Can’t we discuss it tomorrow?” “If you want, my hand can have a discussion with your bare butt right now.” Michelle winced, knowing she meant it.  “But Jane, we spent the money already. What’s so important?” “Be home for dinner at 7 and we’ll discuss. Now head out or you’ll be late for work.”  “I really don’t have to leave for another 15 minutes. We can talk.” “Michelle, I’ve made myself clear. 7pm tonight sharp. Now go on.” Michelle scowled and headed for the door, sucking her teeth in annoyance that...