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Roommate from Hell: Dinner Guests from Hell

  “Michelle, I’d like you home tonight for dinner,” Jane said as Michelle was leaving for work that  Friday morning . She sat at the table while Michelle was getting ready.  “Oh? Well I have tickets for me and Amy to go to a comedy show,” Michelle said as she putting her bag around her shoulder.  “I see. Well I want you home by  7pm  sharp.” Michelle stopped and turned to her roommate.  “Why? Is everything okay?” “We have something to discuss.” “Can’t we discuss it tomorrow?” “If you want, my hand can have a discussion with your bare butt right now.” Michelle winced, knowing she meant it.  “But Jane, we spent the money already. What’s so important?” “Be home for dinner at 7 and we’ll discuss. Now head out or you’ll be late for work.”  “I really don’t have to leave for another 15 minutes. We can talk.” “Michelle, I’ve made myself clear. 7pm tonight sharp. Now go on.” Michelle scowled and headed for the door, sucking her teeth in annoyance that...

Roommate From Hell: Idle Hands Invite the Devil’s Playthings

  Michelle sat on the couch watching TV when Jane came home. It was a long day at work so she was happy to be relaxing.  “Hey Jane,” Michelle said.  “Hello Michelle,” Jane said, taking off her coat and entering the kitchen. She looked around, spotting nothing in the oven or microwave. Michelle sat watching TV, not paying it any mind.  Jane silently walked from the kitchen to Michelle’s bedroom and peeked in to see her bed unmade. Finally she went into the bathroom and spotted the sink was wet and messy. The older woman was annoyed and went back out into the living room, knowing that once again she’d have to take care of her younger roommate. As she walked out, she ordered food on UberEats.  “Michelle, didn’t I text you and ask you to prepare  dinner tonight ?” Jane asked, standing before Michelle. Michelle felt a tinge of fear down her spine as she picked up her phone.  “Uhh… did you?” Michelle scrolled and saw a text from Jane  from 3 hours ...

Roommate from Hell: No Mercy

  Michelle was sitting at the kitchen table working on her laptop one summer evening when there was a knock at the door. She went and opened it, only to find Bernice there. It sent a chill down her spine.  “Hello Michelle. I hope you’re behaving,” Bernice said.  “Uhh yes, I am. What are you doing here?” “Is Jane around?” “Uh yeah, let me get her.” Bernice walked in past Michelle, making her suck her teeth and roll her eyes as she shut the door. Bernice took notice of the moment as Michelle knocked on Jane’s bedroom door.  “Jane, Bernice is here for you,” she alerted before returning to her seat at the kitchen counter. Bernice stood in the middle of the apartment, Michelle staring at her laptop but unable to focus. She remained quiet, ignoring this woman but fearing why she was there. Every time she came across Bernice, she ended up over her lap. Jane came out a moment later, looking surprised.  “Hello Bernice,” she said, hugging her. Michelle scowled at this, no...